Monkey Demotivational Poster
THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.
SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
I SHALL FLING MY POO -
TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.
CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey
YOUR MONKEY - Is about to be spanked.
MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!
SMILE ! -
BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...
TEST THE BOUNDARIES -
THE INTERNET -
IIIIIIII-EEE-IIIIIIII - will aaallllwayyyss loovvvee youuuuuuuu
YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.
CODE MONKEY - An organism that turns coffee into software
ENGLISH POR FAVOR -
ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...
FIRST DATE -
INITIATIVE - If you're gonna go, go like hell. If your mind's not made up, don't use your spurs.
SO GAUCHE -
I HAVE A FRO - Your logic is invalid
DARTH MAUL-MONKEY - Well... Maybe I should write something like '' fail ''.
WE'VE SERVICED -
CONSTIPATION - Hunnngh Hunnngh Hunnngh
ABILITIES - Yours are so weak, even the apes are facepalming.
BOND - James, Bond
WHEN YOU ARE SAD - I will jump on whoever made you sad like a spider monkey jacked-up on Mountain Dew !!!!
HOOTERS - The originals
KUNG FU - Monkey Style! WAYA WATCHAAAAA! ***WAM***
LOVE - He was Just a young pup from the wrong side of town.. She was an uptown uptempo monkey..It was forbidden... but yet, so beautiful.
WHAT'S THE MATTA WITH YOU? - Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Show some respect. This is the Pumpkin Monkey turf. One call from me and Bada-Bing Bada-Boom, they'll find you dead in the East River
STANDARDS - It's fine to have high standards, but low standards gets you a monkey
iPhone 6 -
YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours
SMILE MONKEY - Is Not Happy
THE MONKEY - Disapproves
HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours
NATURAL SELECTION -
ADOPTION - What do you mean you're not my real mom?
ORGANIZED CRIME - even monkeys have it
EVOLUTION - Some catch on later
Any Which Way You Can -
i got this monkey on my back -
STUPID MONKEY! - That's not Guinness! Don't you know the difference????
TRUTH OR DARE -
BULL CAVALRY - In Mexico, Horses are for pussies
MONKEY PIG - May not be much to look at... But ohhhh that banana flavored bacon... Mmmmmmmmmmmm...
DENTAL PLAN - I really need to find a new dentist... how many HMOs do you know of that demand payment in bananas?
MONKEY WISDOM -
MORDKAI - He always gets his banana
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE -
EVOLUTION - Our supposed ancestors keep on providing compelling proof.....
THAT DOES LOOK ODD - I'd get that checked out right away Murray
ONE PIECE - NOT VERY EFFECTIVE -
I BUYED YOU A MONKEY - but I eated it
Sex Appeal -
A second opinion -
one day -
He Started It -
Dew The Doo -
IT MAKES ME ANGRY! -
I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE - you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
WHAT YOU JUST SAID - My understanding of it has not been enhanced. Do not repeat, either explain or STOP THE MADNESS!!
EVERYBODY GOT SOMETHING -
PROSTATE EXAM - Even monkeys have them
PAT'S PLACE -
CIGARETTES - As a kid, we all wanted a pet monkey. Well, now you have one you can wear on your back and you can carry it almost anywhere. Yeah, you're moving up in the world, baby!
GOD V DARWIN, -
EARTHLY THRONE -
SURPRISE SEX -
BATH TIME - My ass!!!
DRINKING IN EXCESS - There are no Champions in the Lightweight Division
MONKEY VS. ROBOT - The eternal struggle rages on.
LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL - When you think your leaving the bar with the best looking guy.
MONKEYS - new generation of dog abduction
the infinite monkey theorem -
Evolution ??? -
Just Remember -
Aesop: The Wolf and the Fox to the Tribunal of the Monkey. -
Bad hair pieces -
Mass Hysteria -
LOVE SICK -
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